let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
