I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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