Did you just see the Batmobile???
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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