Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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