I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
