when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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