just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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