i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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