weddingsv make me drug and hornr
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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