i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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