she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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