I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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