When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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