I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
