Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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