I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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