You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Houston, we have a blender
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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