i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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