We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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