i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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