all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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