I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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