We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
