Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize