butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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