your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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