Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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