So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
