Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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