he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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