OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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