Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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