I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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