Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
