Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
