I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
