There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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