There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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