I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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