windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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