I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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