i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He's a Shit stain on my heart
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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