Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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