I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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