what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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