if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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