This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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