..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize