if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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