This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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