she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
