i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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