So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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