You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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