My boss' voice literally gives me gas
they need to just BURY HIM!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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