I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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