he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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