P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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