My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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